You’ve Just Met Gary

Have you ever met someone with whom everyone falls head over heels? They are unforgettable, so this 4-part song is a tribute to that rare breed of irresistable human.

Lyrics:

Hey, hey, what’s with those glazed over eyes?
Hey, hey, seems like your tongue is tied
In a knot, likelier than not
You’ve just met Gary.
Gary’s not like any other.
It’ll take some time for you to recover.

Hey, hey, can’t concentrate, not at all.
Hey, hey, walking into the wall
And a tree. Yes, it’s clear to me
That you’ve just met Gary.
Gary has that effect on people.
No one hypnotizes you quite like he will.

Whoever sees him becomes so unstable,
He ought to wear a warning label
Saying, "If you’ve been near me or just seen me,
You should not operate heavy machinery."

Hey, hey, keep in mind you’re not to blame.
Hey, hey, people react the same
Far and wide. Nobody can hide
When you’ve just met Gary.
Gary’s not like any other.
It’ll take some time for you to recover.
Gary has that effect on people.
No one hypnotizes you quite like he will.
You've just met Gary.

© 2007, Daniel C. Meyer